Item #: SCP-2570

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-2570 is to be kept in a room with a stereo that constantly plays the song The College Dropout and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy by Kanye West.

Laconic Description: SCP-2570 is the corpse of Adam "MCA" Yauch of the Beastie Boys, which generates a spiral-shaped dimensional rift above it. This rift generates ethereal beings that corrode anything they touch and living things they touch will now have the mind of something called Ahseem that wants to enslave everything. They are somehow repelled by the singing of Kanye West.

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