Item #: SCP-2527

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-2527-1 is held in a reinforced steel crate (except for testing). SCP-2527-2 is contained on a computer that is to be shut down when not used for testing.

Laconic Description: A statue of the goddess Lamassu (SCP-2527-1) and a computer (SCP-2527-2). Via the computer, you can control the Lamassu statue.

The statue is capable of moving, incinerating objects, destroying walls or obstacles, growing nearby flowers, and pregnant women nearby.

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