SCP-2416

Item #: SCP-2416

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-2416 is to be kept in a standard human containment cell at Site-59.

Laconic Description: SCP-2416 is a man named Joseph Grunderson-Pike. He is immortal, as a clone of his will regenerate once he dies. The ways in which he dies are often funny and without logic.

Additional Context: SCP-2416 was made by team "Send In The Clowns" ("Omnicron-8") for the Mobile Task Force Contest 2016.