Item #: SCP-2203

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-2203 is to be kept in a locker and turned off.

Laconic Description: SCP-2203 is a love test machine that will eject a slip of paper whenever someone pulls its lever. The paper will contain the name of that persons soulmate, the coordinates of the house of the soul mate will be written, and advice on how to make them fall in love with you. These engagements have always ended well.

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