Item #: SCP-2090

Object Class: Neutralized

Laconic Containment Procedures: The foundation is closely monitoring SCP-2090.

Laconic Description: SCP-2090 is basketballer Tim Duncan, who possesses an abnormally high Hume discrepancy.

Additional Context: In an alternate timeline, Tim Duncan ascended to godhood and destroyed the world. This lead to the future foundation creating basketball, which is actually a series of rituals to prevent him from becoming god.

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