SCP-2090
Item #: SCP-2090
Object Class: Neutralized
Laconic Containment Procedures: The foundation is closely monitoring SCP-2090.
Laconic Description: SCP-2090 is basketballer Tim Duncan, who possesses an abnormally high Hume discrepancy.
Additional Context: In an alternate timeline, Tim Duncan ascended to godhood and destroyed the world. This lead to the future foundation creating basketball, which is actually a series of rituals to prevent him from becoming god.
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