SCP-2065

Item #: SCP-2065

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: All known copies of SCP-2065 are stored at Site-88.

Laconic Description: SCP-2065 is a book named "Eat Whatever You Want… and Still Lose Weight!" by Christian Paulman. Anyone who has read SCP-2065 requires an additional 4600 calories, and if they don’t their body will cannibalise their own internal organs.

Additional Context: SCP-2065 is a part of the Gulf canon.