Item #: SCP-2062
Laconic Containment Procedures: Only SCP-2062's article is allowed to keep it's "Kronecker" Object Class, any other SCPs with the class are to be deleted. Any "Kronecker" SCPs found in print should be destroyed. Replacements should be scanned into the database from unaffected paper copies.
Laconic Description: SCP-2062 is the "Kronecker" Object Class that will randomly affect articles in the SCP Database. Affected articles have their Object Class converted to "Kronecker" and their Special Containment Procedures/Descriptions will be rewritten to insist the SCP is not anomalous. Sometimes affects written SCP documents but not as often as digital ones.
"Kronecker" is also the name of a famous German mathematician who appears to be unrelated to anything anomalous, but investigations into possible connections are underway.
The article ends with a quote from Kronecker:
Die ganzen Zahlen hat der liebe Gott gemacht, alles andere ist Menschenwerk.
God made the integers, all else is the work of man.