Item #: SCP-2058

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: Keep it in a small room when not in use. Don't let it wander on its own. Don't give it anything and make sure it doesn't steal anything.

Laconic Description: SCP-2058 is a tall robot with a digital screen face and a bowl-shaped container in its chest that calls itself Smith Jim. It puts objects inside itself and makes them disappear. It also gives bad advice.

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