Item #: SCP-2053
Object Class: Safe
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-2053 is to be kept in a secure locker and the PDF document is to be kept on a USB drive.
Laconic Description: SCP-2053 is a Rubik's Cube and a PDF document. The document contains a page for every possible combination the Cube can have, with each individual combination corresponding to a phrase or word. The Cube can reconfigure itself to speak via these correspondences.
An interview with the Cube reveals it is actually a father turned into a Rubik's Cube who did so to talk to his disabled son that is obsessed with puzzles and won't speak to him. He just wants to speak to his son. After being denied this, the Cube locked itself into the pattern correlating to "Where is my son?"