Item #: SCP-2011-EX

Laconic Containment Procedures: There are none.

Laconic Description: SCP-2011 is Sir Paul McCartney's "Temporary Secretary" which endangered the life of O5-4 and declared an audiohazard. O5-4 oversees testing on a D-class who likes it and it is determined that there are no hazardous properties within the song. O5-4 then interviews McCartney and scolds him about the song, revealing that the song made O5-4 crash his car.

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