SCP-1974

Item: SCP-1974

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: Keep SCP-1974 low value item storage vault. Any D-Class or researchers may test or interview it with permission from a researcher working on it.

Laconic Description: SCP-1974 is a ceramic bathtub that always has 148.2 litres of water in it. If drained it will refill itself. If someone goes in the bathtub, they will hear the voices of two men: an American who claims to be the bathtub, and a Russian who claims to be the water inside of it. The two voices dislike each other and constantly debate about capitalism, communism and state of the US, soviet union and China.