SCP-1892

Item #: SCP-1892

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: Make sure no one goes in its abandoned hospital and don't come within 5 meters of it.

Laconic Description: A medical examination chair located in an abandoned hospital. Within 2 meters of it you will hear a voice telling you to sit down. Once seated, a man in 1940s doctor clothes will appear and treat you based on your psychiatric condition. You can't leave until he discharges you.

People with no conditions are given a physical then dismissed. People with moderate mental illnesses are prescribed opioids and discharged. People with severe mental illnesses are held down by something invisible and lobotomized by an unseen force.