SCP-1786
Item #: SCP-1786
Object Class: Safe
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-1786 is to be kept in a hermetically-sealed chamber kept at 0% humidity.
Laconic Description: SCP-1786 is a percolator that converts any atmospheric moisture into coffee. For some reason, people will conceive it as a rowboat with oars unless proven otherwise.
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