Item #: SCP-1679
Object Class: Euclid
Laconic Containment Procedures: Monitor the residents' internet connections and edit/destroy photos of SCP-1679-1. A group of Agents will live in a house in town; one Agent should become a local cop. This group will record the broadcasts of SCP-1679-1 and hand the recordings over to the Foundation via thumb drive. If any agents begin to see SCP-1679-1 as being alive, they will be psychologically evaluated.
Laconic Description: SCP-1679 is the small town of Belleview. Their mayor (SCP-1679-1) is a mummified corpse in a wheelchair, and doesn't move, speak, or breathe in any situation. Despite this, he's been elected for 6 consecutive terms. Most outsiders will see the mayor as being alive, like the citizens do. For some reason, Foundation personnel and a few individuals see him as a corpse.
Once a month , the mayor will go on TV for a 15 minute "chat". Some citizens tune in, and will comment on the points he apparently makes.