SCP-1609

Item #: SCP-1609

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-1609 has been used as mulch for a flower bed. Its flowers must be cared for and praised, and informed of any care conducted on it. No one should wear a uniform, carry a weapon, or bring any motorized machines around the flower bed, to avoid upsetting SCP-1609.

Laconic Description: SCP-1609 was a teleporting chair, but after the GOC tried to destroy it, it became a pile of mulch that teleports into peoples lungs and kills them.