Item #: SCP-1459
Object Class: Safe
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-1459 is to be kept in storage.
Laconic Description: SCP-1459 is a machine consisting of some controls, slots, and a main chamber. Activating the machine produces a single puppy in the middle of the chamber and asks for a method of death. If you are the first person to suggest that method of death, the machine will open a hatch on the ceiling of the chamber and produce mechanical arms to carry out your input. Once the dog has been killed, the machine dispenses a cookie to you. If your method has been stated before it just bludgeons the dog and doesn't dispense anything.
A researcher requests that the dog not be harmed, so the machine produces a cat and kills it instead. A salted cracker is dispensed.
