Item #: SCP-1291

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-1291 is to be restrained in a fireproof wheelchair. Let him watch his team play.

Laconic Description: SCP-1291 is Roy Wilson, former head coach of the Mississippi River College Football Team, who making contact with causes you to develop fatal cancer.

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