Item #: SCP-123-j

Laconic Containment Procedures: You put it in the fridge and warn anyone who tries it.

Laconic Description: It looks like butter, tastes like butter, but its not. When someone eats it and you tell them its not butter they stand there in disbelief. It also makes them think they are getting the recommended amount of daily nutrients.

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