Item #: SCP-1168

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-1168 is to be kept in a hermetically-sealed containment unit in Sector-19.

Laconic Description: SCP-1168 is a statue of Thesius. If a sex offender and a boy aged 15-18 are in the vicinity of the statue, they will reenact the "Where’s The Caveman" joke from The Misadventures of Skooks.

Additional Context: SCP-1168 was created by Jude Kriyot after one of his friends was killed by SCP-1800.

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