SCP-1164
Item #: SCP-1164
Object Class: Safe
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-1164 is to be kept in a sealed chamber.
Laconic Description: SCP-1164 is a slab of concrete that absorbs anybody that touches it and uses their faces to sing a barbershop quartet. It is capable of transferring its anomalous abilities to any nearby, appropriately-sized pieces of stone or concrete.
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