Item #: SCP-1018

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-1018 are to be kept in guarded storage units.

Laconic Description: SCP-1018 are three statues of elderly men. The first one summons rainfall, the second one creates emancipated children, and the third one repeats the phrase "Are We Cool Yet?".

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