Item #: SCP-096

Laconic Containment Procedures: Keep it in a big steel box and DON'T LOOK AT IT.

Laconic Description: It looks like a person except it's unusually tall, very thin, hairless, and has opaque white eyes, arms almost long enough to reach the ground, and a huge mouth. It mostly just walks around or sleeps unless someone sees its face, including photos and video, at which point it has a meltdown, travels at anomalous speeds to whoever saw it, and kills them.

Additional Context: It killed most of the people sent to retrieve it, shooting it doesn't work, an unidentifiable dot in a photo is enough to trigger it, and it it will still get you if you're on a plane or deep in the ocean.

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