SCP-086

Item #: SCP-086

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: The components of SCP-086 are kept in an office room, with an armed guard outside the door. Communication with SCP-086 is to be kept track of. There are various maintenance requirements for each of its components.

Laconic Description: SCP-086 is a collection of office equipment that claims to be a former Foundation administrator, Dr. [REDACTED], who seemed to have been killed in an accident in the 70s. There are 8 components: a rotary phone, a wall-mounted pencil sharpener, a stapler, a microfiche reader, a water cooler, a filing cabinet, a scientific calculator, and a slide rule. Each item is composed of (partially human) biological material contained in a carapace, and serves some kind of bodily function (IE: the phone is a brain, ear, and mouth; it eats pencil shavings via the sharpener; etc.)

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