Item #: SCP-082
Object Class: Euclid
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-082 is fairly indestructible, unfazed by weapons used against him. Getting his cooperation is easier than using force. He has been told that he has been crowned King of France and that his large containment area is a palace. This generally keeps things peaceful, and everyone in contact with him must keep up the charade. Guards shouldn't directly interact with him.
Laconic Description: SCP-082 is genetically human, but for some unknown reason has grown to become a giant. His face is disproportionate. His body is incredibly dense with muscle and fat and heavily scarred. He speaks French and English through tightly clenched teeth. Despite his appearance, SCP-082 is friendly and likes singing, joking, and playing dress up. However, he'll also randomly attack and eat people for no reason (apologizing afterward for his rudeness). Despite being a prolific liar when speaking about his past, he can't tell when others are lying. He also can't tell facts from fiction and believes that TV/book characters are real people.