Item #: SCP-081

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: Clearance given to only higher-ups. Researchers must always wear a hazmat suit, gloves, and an oxygen tank when in the containment area. Before leaving, everything needs to be thoroughly disinfected. Anyone potentially infected must be quarantined for at least 10 days.

Laconic Description: A contagious virus that causes spontaneous human combustion and works through science-related means. After a week, symptoms begin in stages:

  • Stage 1: Tiredness
  • Stage 2: Hot flashes, hunger
  • Stage 3: Excessive eating/weight gain.
  • Stage 4: Decrease in eating, increase in hot flashes, eventually results in randomly timed combustion
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