SCP-076-J

Item #: SCP-076-J

Joke: Basically Able but more ….IDK

Object Class: By Grace Of Lord Enlil King Of Kings Grandchild Of God Master Of All Smasher Of Thousands Better Than You At All Things

Joke Special Containment Procedures: Able is to never be contained by the Slave-Cattle-People Able is better than us forever and ever.

Failure to obey Able's laws will result in AK-class¹ scenario.

Joke Description: ABLE STRONG

Footnotes

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