SCP-074

Item #: SCP-074

Object Class: Euclid

Laconic Containment Procedures: Lock it in a glass chamber with no ultraviolet light allowed. Surround the chamber with skin from humans with low education in physics. Feed it apples daily. If it breaks containment, put an apple in its mouth and push it back to its containment chamber.

Further research about it must not be conducted. Personnel who used to conduct research about it, or have a high degree in physics must not come within 5 km of it.

Laconic Description: A woodlouse that defies physics based on the knowledge of the person near it. It also loves to lay eggs in humans with a high degree in physics, and ultraviolet light speeds up the process of incubation.