SCP-069

Item #: SCP-069

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is currently impersonating Agent ███████ █████ under suicide watch at Site-06-3. If it tries to escape, it is to be subdued using non-lethal weapons.

Laconic Description: SCP-069 is a human with no age and gender. When left alone with a dead body, it disappears and SCP-069 will take on their appearance, behavior, memories, etc. If it dies, it turns to dust and does its thing on whatever human died most recently from any range.

It can resist the urge to get 'its' life together, such as paying financial dues, visiting family, getting a job, etc. When questioned, it says it all won't matter if it results in an unseen death.