Item #: SCP-031

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-031 was originally considered a humanoid, but then the Foundation learned it wasn't. It excretes waste, so when the containment chamber is cleaned you have to wear protective goggles so you don't see SCP-031.

Laconic Description: SCP-031 is probably an amorphous piece of flesh. When viewed, you see a former lover asking you to take them back. It then lives off your generosity for as long as possible. It usually tries to affect a lot of people at the same time.

It was recovered when a group of affected people began fighting because of their confused perceptions.

When aromantic individuals view SCP-031, they see a little goblin surrounded by a smoke cloud. This also happens if you get affected by SCP-1937.

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