Item #: SCP-015
Object Class: Euclid
Laconic Containment Procedures: Nothing can touch SCP-015. Any new thing sticking out of the structure must be sealed and recorded. Nothing may attack or repair SCP-015.
Laconic Description: SCP-015 is a mass of pipes, vents, boilers, and other various plumbing apparatus completely filling an undisclosed warehouse. Any hostile action taken towards SCP-015 will result in spraying the aggressor in oil, mercury, rats, a species of insect not yet identified, ground glass, seawater, entrails, and molten iron. Pipes will continue to burst around the subject until death or retreat.
Additional Context: SCP-015's image came from wiki user Scorpion451.