Item #: SCP-011

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: It needs to be cleaned in order to make sure that it does move.

Laconic Description: A living, thinking Civil War Memorial statue with a musket that fires like a modern firearm. The statue attempts to shoot birds that defecate. First discovered in 1995 and eventually comes into the custody of another person, who the statue eventually falls in love with.

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