Item #: SCP-011

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: It needs to be cleaned in order to make sure that it does move.

Laconic Description: A sentient civil war statue of a young man holding a musket. The statue will attempt to shoot at birds that attemp to defecate on it. Containment procedures have been dropped and the item is currently in the safe custody of an unnamed female.

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