SCP-011

Item #: SCP-011

Object Class: Safe

Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-011 needs to be cleaned to make sure it does move.

Laconic Description: SCP-011 is a sentient civil war statue of a young man holding a musket. The statue will attempt to shoot at birds that try to defecate on it. Containment procedures have been dropped and the item is currently in the safe custody of an unnamed female.