SCP-007-J

Item #: SCP-007-J

Laronic Containment procedures: SCP-007-J is to be located at Site-████, and contained.

Laronic Description: SCP-007-J is a blueberry muffin, that mysteriously disappeared from site-████. It left residue on an officer's mouth, which has had no lasting side effects.

Joke: SCP-007-J is a normal muffin, that a Foundation Officer steals and eats. He then convinces his coworker, whom he stole the muffin from, that the muffin he ate is an SCP.

Additional Context: 007 is a reference to James Bond.