Item #: SCP-002
Object Class: Euclid
Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-002 must be kept plugged into a power source at all times. Personnel near SCP-002 are to keep in physical contact, as perception is screwy near 002. Only higher ranking personnel may enter, and only with special precautions.
Laconic Description: SCP-002 is a large spherical construction made of human flesh. On one side, there is an iron door, which leads inside SCP-002. Inside is what appears to be a crummy apartment, with all objects and material inside constructed of human flesh, bones and tissue. If the door closes with someone inside, they vanish and a new piece of furniture appears.
Additional Context: 'Living' room is a pun, as "living room" describes both a house's large main room for leisure and gatherings, as well as (in this case) a room that is made of organic tissue that is alive. The document contains a letter from a General Mulhausen detailing its recovery: It seems that SCP-002 has fallen from the sky, and landed in northern Portugal.