Item #: Not A Seagull's Proposal
Object Class: Keter
Laconic Containment Procedures: If the sky starts changing colors, panic. Point Alpha is to have access to the SCP Database at all times, and several generators to keep power in an emergency.
Laconic Description: An ongoing ZK-Class "Reality Failure" scenario that is kept at bay by entertaining an entity (SCP-001-2) visible through a ball inside a cave.
Additional Context: The article is formatted so that opening the last collapsible repeats the article. This can continue indefinitely. Combined with a proposal to make "a file describing SCP-001 that uses recursion to effectively be never-ending," it can be implied that you the reader are actually SCP-001-2, reading its infinitely repeating article.