Joke SCPs

This is an listing of all the "joke" articles from the SCP Wiki, explained by members of the SCP Explained Wiki.

CODENAME: Cimmerian/kaktus Proposal - "The Broke God"
CODENAME: Daveyoufool's Proposal - "KEEP CALM AND APOLLY ON"
CODENAME: Dr. Palanez's Proposal - "The Question"
CODENAME: Another djkaktus Proposal - "RUMBLY IN ITS TUMBLY"
CODENAME: Henzoid-Crocket's Proposal - "When Day Breaks Up"
MZL-1730 - What Happened to Site-19?
SCP-000-J - "The Official SCP Sales Catalogue"
SCP-0002-J - Toilet Humor
SCP-001-J - The Big Red Button
SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering
SCP-002-J - Amnesiac Treatment
SCP-:3-J - Memetic Language Construct
SCP-004-J - Stan from Accounting
SCP-005-J-EX - "No, because she thinks he's talking about the…"
SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
SCP-007-J - Unidentified Muffin Creature
SCP-008-J - Geoff
SCP-009-J - Where Is It?
SCP-010-J - WHAT KETER I DON'T SEE ANY KETER
SCP-011-J - The Baby
SCP-012-J - Special Comedy Procedures
SCP-013-J - The Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom
SCP-014-J - A Fork
SCP-015-J - Just Really Misunderstood
SCP-016-J - Is That A Missile In Your Pocket?
SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
SCP-022-J - Memetic Metal
SCP-025-J - Liquid SCP Foundation
SCP-026-J - A Cold Post
SCP-027-J - Schrödinger's Remote
SCP-028-J - PC Load Letter?!
SCP-029-J - Jesus Take the Wheel!
SCP-030-J - Jim Henson is a Real Son of a Bitch
SCP-031-J - Evening of Terrors
SCP-042-J - Billions of Anomalous Pillows
SCP-048-J - Negative Probability Phrase
SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow
SCP-50-AE-J - The Deagle
SCP-055-J - Who Knows?
SCP-065-J - Singing Cacti Amigos
SCP-069-J - "Sisters of Cheyenne Point"
SCP-076-J - IN OWN WORDS
SCP-078-J - Cooties
SCP-80s-J - Strangerer Things
SCP-095-J - Anomalous Typeface
SCP-096-J - NarrAway
SCP-100-J - A Steaming Pile of Shit
SCP-103-J - Confirmed
SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household
SCP-118-J - The Saltiest Doctor Alive
SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
SCP-145-J - Another Shitty Day at Work
SCP-164-J - Ear Magic
SPC-169-J - The Big One
SPC-172-J - Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight
SCP-173-J - The Original "The Sculpture"
SPC-173-J - A Fiesta Shark Statue Brutally Enforcing Vacation Time
SCP-184-J - The Elaboration Squirrel
SCP-1D6-J - Gygax's Folly
SCP-200-J - Refrigerator Logic
SCP-222-J - Contagious Biophysical Behavior
SCP-231-J - 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh
SCP-248-J - Picture It
SCP-273-J - ‘Freezies’
SCP-300-J - Our Glorious Ruler
SCP-309-J - the prime example of what not to do
SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign
SCP-333-J - Skippy's Corner Pub
SCP-334-J - The Lost Sock Room
SCP-343-J - Russell's Soup Can
SCP-371-J - peanut funi xd 🥜😂
SCP-404-J - The Pantheon
SCP-419-J - A Trustworthy Man
SCP-420-J - The Best ████ in the World
SCP-444-J - Tootin’ Dootin’ Shootin’
SCP-496-J - Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen
SCP-500-J - That bitch
SCP-536-J - It's on the back of your head
SCP-543-J - Tweetle Beetles
SCP-579-J - Microtransactions
SCP-616-J - Class D Recruitment Process
SCP-619-J - Championship Belt
SCP-630-J - A Song In Their Heart
SCP-666-J - Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills
SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
SCP-682-J - SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER
SCP-723-J - Sad Roach
SCP-724-J - Bad Roach
SCP-727-J - Malevolent Celestial Object
SCP-729-J - Peep Peep, Motherfucker
SCP-732-J - Tiny Ceramic Seahorse
SCP-777-J - Darkblade
SCP-789-J - the butt ghost!!
SCP-800-J - American Football
SCP-808-J - The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island
SCP-810-J - A Dog In Need Of Funds
SCP-885-J - Researcher Jacobs' Inability To Clean Up After Himself
SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
SCP-938-J - Hell's Bells
SCP-939-J - Crime Time Canine
SCP-990-J - Dream Dude
SCP-999-J - Creepy Speedo Man
SCP-1000-J - Old Wives' Town
SCP-1013-J - Tree Rats
SCP-1026-J - Mr. Somebody
SCP-1040-J - A Dangerous Mental Contagion
SCP-1047-J - "The Troll"
SCP-1049-J - The Grim Bucket
SPC-1057-J - Absence Of Punchable Shark
SCP-1089-J - The Carpet Ate It Again
SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer
SCP-1131-J - It works, guys! Trust me!
SCP-1132-J - Head-Cannons
SCP-1134-J - Masking Tape
SCP-1150-J - Budget Hole
SCP-1162-J - "Double Down Sandwich"
SCP-1201-J - That One Movie
SCP-1212-J - Standards
SCP-1224-J - Duck-Class Personnel
SCP-1234-J - An SCP
SCP-1294-J - Watering-down Can
SCP-1322-J - A Whole New World
SCP-1333-J! - THE SCREAMING MAN
SCP-1344-J - Glass-Like Lifeform
SCP-1394-J - Upside-Down Connector
SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
SCP-1459-J - X-Sponge
SCP-1471-J - Sensual Containment Procedures
SCP-1472-J - Scranton Realty Anchors
SCP-1543-J - The Sun Launcher
SCP-1550-J - The Professor's Wheelchair
SCP-1557-J - The Writer's Block
SCP-1595-J - Sweethearts
SCP-1622-J - No Object Class Whatsoever
SCP-1638-J - A Dark and Mysterious Printing Plate
SCP-1797-J - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"
SCP-1830-J - Opening Line
SCP-1840-J - The Hard Sell
SCP-1851-J - Fibber Lake
SCP-1861-J - Battle Hymn of the Foundation
SCP-1912-J - The Land of [REDACTED]
SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
SCP-1922-J - Pathetic System of American Pigs
SCP-1938-J - Typhoid Mary
SCP-1948-J - The Comrade
SCP-1950-J - Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell
SCP-1955-J - Musical Audio Surveillance Distortion
SCP-1960-J - Stone Sphere
SCP-1981-J - Just A Small Town Girl
SCP-1987-J - Bitchin' Solo
SCP-1992-J - Hype Train
SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
SCP-2000-J - Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back
SCP-2001-J - Laser Butt Disease
SCP-2002-J - The -J stands for Jaywalker
SCP-2006-J - Metamorphic Eldritch Entity
SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
SCP-2029-J - Artificial Unintelligence
SCP-2041-J - Tankapult
SCP-2100-J - Hard-Boiled Fedora
SCP-2103-J - "Hatbot"
SCP-2130-J - "But seriously, folks…"
SCP-2212-J - CALL NOW AND GET APOLLYON FREE!
SCP-2317-J - A Door to Another Parody
SCP-2383-J - Science
SCP-2412-J - The Laplander
SCP-2421-J - The Upvote Syndrome
SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
SCP-2559-J - Portal to the Plane of Infinite Kittens
SCP-2600-J - Bicycle Mafia
SCP-2615-J - Clap Your Hands
SCP-2618-J - Then Who Was Nanners?
SCP-2718-J - Weekend at Dammerung's
SCP-2719-J - an inside joke
SCP-2772-J - SUV Sales Pitch
SPC-2935-J - O, Fin
SCP-2950-J - THE POSTCARD
SCP-3000-J - Kellogg's® Foundation Flakes™!
SCP-3034-J - Voresnake
SCP-3V1L-J - The Master Plan
SPC-3284-J - Lava Sharks
SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
SCP-3448-J - Should Have Taken Him Sleeping
SCP-3467-J - Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken
SCP-3472-J - In time, you will come to hate me.
SCP-3560-J - A Discerning Gentleman
SCP-3999-J - Talloran's Sacrifice
SCP-4000-J - 2boo
SCP-4001-J - Life, Read Right to Left
SCP-4002-J - Curd of Prey
SCP-4055-J - Ugly Dog
SCP-4237-J - Object of Indescribable Action
SCP-4263-J - Googly Eyes
SCP-4297-J - Normal Australian Wildlife
SCP-4357-J - Cooperative Demon
SCP-4389-J - Can the Foundation do THIS?
SCP-4444-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Golden Origin
SCP-4445-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Trident Valley
SCP-4590-J - Japucha
SCP-4800-J - The One True God
SCP-5000-J - The Cookie Caper
SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
SCP-5200-J - JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!
SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System
SCP-5308-J - The Collection
SCP-5417-J - The Deadly Nackle
SCP-5555-J - The Chibinator
SCP-5972-J - Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
SCP-6009-J - HerbiVore!? I Barely Even Know Her!
SCP-6132-J - Terrain Fumble
SCP-6327-J - [redacted for brevity]
SCP-7000-J - Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-7143-J - THE KNOB
SCP-7394-J - HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE
SCP-7475-J - Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000
SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
SCP-7789-J - There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny and others won't fly.
SCP-7800-J - The Five-Second Rule
SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
SCP-80RK-J - Unfortunately The Best Doggo
SCP-8231-J - Super Flying T-Rex
SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
SCP-9000.01-J - SKIP SHIP
SCP-9999-J - Ground Beef
SCP-10101-J - Not A Self-Insert At All
SCP-15000-J - The Dupe Dective
SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology
SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill
SCP-2128046979-J - You don't know her, she works at a different Site!
SCP-1-800-J - SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED
SCP-41D3N73-J - Lotsa Pasta
SCP-47-47-J - Rusty the Wonder Dog
SCP-649-2568-J - Technicolor Geography
SCP-1347-1353-J - What a Pestis
SCP-80-K-J - Chicken Corps
SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
SCP-L135-J - Very Powerful Psychic Man
SCP-____-J - Procrastinati
SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]
SCP-????-J - Some fucking thing in a box
SCP-damej-J - damej robit
SCP-HR009-J - Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title
SCP-Big egg - Big egg
SCP-Jaguar-J - Junior Researcher Hutchins' Incredible Automobile
SCP-META-EX-J - Please Don't Coldpost
SCP-O5-J - Sorry, I do not understand the command.
SCP-ROCKS-J - A Pile Of Rocks That Need To Shut The Hell Up
SCP-SAFE-J - Some safes
SCP-SCP-J - It's Scippy!
SCP-SPOOKY-J - A Veteran Of The Skeleton War
SCP-TLDR-J - An Easily Digestible Document
SCP-TTKU-J - A Thing That Kills You
SCP-V1L3-J - A VILE Machine
SCP-PU1P-J - A PULPy Machine
SCP-WOW-J - Dr. Fynegan and Agent Forelli's Bizarre Adventure
SCP-WTF-J - The Worst
SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware
SCP-sqrt(-1)-J - SCP- $\sqrt{-1}$ -J

Super Cute Pets (April Fool's 2014)

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SCP-006-CU-EX - Cuddly Cwawies
SCP-682-CU - Cutest Ickle Lizard
SCP-2600-CU - The Cutest Little Thing

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